It was an extremely smoky hell of an evening in North St. Paul! To put it another way, it was a normal Friday night.
4:20 PM: Very faint wood smoke coming and going. The asshole frequent burner is burning again, the third time this week. I don't need to drive behind his house to see that he's burning because it's that distinctive smell of whatever he burns, and you can smell it blocks away. 84 degrees, sunny, a little humid. The air conditioning was turned on because of the warmth. If the windows were open, they would need to be closed.
4:25 PM: Light to moderate wood smoke coming and going from the asshole frequent burner. If the smoke is this heavy a distance away, how heavy would it be living next door?
5:05 PM: No smoke.
5:50 PM: No smoke. 87 degrees is the official Twin Cities temperature at this time.
6:30 PM: No smoke.
7:00 PM: No smoke.
7:30 PM: No smoke.
8:00 PM: No smoke.
8:30 PM: No smoke.
9:00 PM: No smoke.
9:20 PM: No smoke. Where is it?
9:42 PM: Very faint wood smoke in the air. It's starting to build.
9:56 PM: Light to moderate wood smoke. It is very smoky outside at this time. You don't want to breathe this polluted air.
10:15 PM: Moderate wood smoke. The air pollution has gotten heavier. This is North St. Paul. This is how you will live if you buy a home in this horrible shitty city.
10:49 PM: Moderate wood smoke continues. How many hours will the air be heavily polluted tonight? The temperature has dropped. The outside air has a pleasant coolness to it. We should be able to shut the air conditioning off and allow the house to cool overnight. But we can't! North St. Paul sucks!
11:15 PM: Moderate to strong wood smoke. Extremely smoky air at this time! You can't breathe this air! You'll get sick to your stomach pretty quick if you breathe this polluted air! I still can't believe the idiots on the city council make us breathe this air pollution.
11:35 PM: Moderate to strong wood smoke continues. There is no chance of opening the windows tonight. Last check of the night.
When I woke Saturday morning the air was clean and fresh! We can finally open the windows and enjoy the cool air! North St. Paul sucks!